Weird Al songs were always better for me when you could have the lyrics right on hand to help out. So, here they are for the song "Tacky" that was released earlier today (it's still Monday on the West Coast, dang it!)

It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my belts with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(Because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
(Because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(Because I'm tacky)
If you're OK with that you might just be tacky too

I meet some chick, ask her this or that
Like "Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?"
Now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me

(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(Because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume, it's printed in Comic Sans
(Because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(Beacuse I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then you're probably tacky too.

(Tacky in background)
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never known why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(Because I'm tacky)
43 bumper stickers and a "YOLO" license plate
(Because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(Because I'm tacky)
Crack a smile while twerking moves in line at the DMV
(Beacuse I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey it said they're free

(Because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least
(Because I'm tacky)
I would livetweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(Because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, probably not telling you
(Beacuse I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what? Then you're tacky too.